Kinky Karmen

19 hours ago

Who is up with me this morning? I'm wide awake & ready to get to know you, play with you & take some calls. I must say that I'm super excited about the weekend. Are you? I have a lot of things that will be going on this weekend. How is the rest of your week looking? Will you be doing anything fun & exciting or will it be a relaxation-type of a weekend for you?

22 hours ago

Do you like waking up early in the mornings to get your day started sometimes? I like waking up to get an early start to my day. The first thing, I tend to do on most mornings is to take a long, hot shower, drink something warm & delicious & check my messages. Are you awake?

1 day ago

Tonight I will be having a good massage from a friend. I haven't had a massage in like 2 years? I feel like I will be too tense. I know he will make me relax eventually. How do you relax? Do you feel like you have to relax your mind first before your body relaxes? When I'm relaxing, I love to think about a vacation with white sand, nice weather, drinks, and free of anything bad such as sharks lol.

1 day ago

The humidity in Ohio is one of a kind. It gets so humid that the walls, items and the floor get wet sometimes. When I go outside sometimes, I instantly sweat. One time, I felt a bead of sweat roll down my stomach and another one roll down my back to the crack of my ass. Does it get humid in your location or have you ever been somewhere humid?

1 day ago

It is supposed to rain today. I'm in good spirits. Sometimes the rain can bring so much joy. You can add some much-needed sunshine to my life. My plans today will just be random. I might just sit back and relax and/or do one of my hobbies today. I have a lot of hobbies or things to cure my boredom in case, I get bored. How about you?

2 days ago

Question of the day? What was the first thing you thought about today? Was it about sex, money, love, food, a hobby, or something else? The first thought I had was to take a hot, steamy shower. I want to lather body wash all of my body. I love getting soapy & rinsing it all off.

3 days ago

I'm available for texting, sexting, and/or calls if you want someone to talk to. I know you have things you like to hear while conversing with me. I would love to hear about your trigger words or the things you like. Take a look at my profile & see if something interests you. What kind of mood are you in at the moment?

3 days ago

On second thought, I might cancel with my friends because it's one of those days when I want to spend time alone. I saw them yesterday & today I rather do something else. I still might stop by but not a lot of time with them. Maybe I will spend some time with them on another holiday. Anyways, what kind of plans do you have today? Does today feel like a weekend day to you?

3 days ago

Happy Monday! Are you having a great & fun day so far? My day is so-so but with a little bit of you, it can grow to become fantastic. I'm supposed to go over to my friend's house later because they are still celebrating Mother's Day & will be barbecuing. Now I must admit, I will eat before I go & just tell them I've eaten already. I have always done that because while they always have a great time, I do not approve of their food of food dishes. One time, they made a fruit salad with something else in there, that shouldn't go in there & at that moment, I knew I would never eat there lol.

4 days ago

Happy Mother's Day! I want to wish all, of the mothers out there a Happy Mother's Day! Will you be doing something special to celebrate the holiday or make the holiday memorable for someone? I sure hope so. Anyway, I'm just relaxing at the moment & playing my Sunday. I'll just be relaxing for most of the day though.

7 days ago

I don't know what it is but when I go to bed the temperature is just right. Before I wake up, the cold temperatures wake me out of my dream. Then I have to get up and turn the heat on. Sometimes I try to stick it out by staying underneath the covers but the temperatures tell me that it is not that kind of morning. Then I hate moving when I'm in a comfortable spot and position. Does this happen to you?

8 days ago

It's hot outside where in Ohio right now. I've never seen so many people hanging out outside. I guess it is a great day to barbeque. Besides me, what do you like to eat & drink on a hot day? I come with sides & an unlimited amount of cold drinks. When was the last time you had a barbeque like this?

8 days ago

Do you have a spanking fetish? I do. I've never spanked a man before but there is something about seeing a man laying across a woman's knees with his undies pulled down or taken over & spanked until his butt cheeks are red & raw. This one guy asked me to do this to him & honestly, I didn't take him seriously. I was trying to scare him away by saying I have a heavy hand & he told me to bring it! I then knew he was serious lol

8 days ago

Just out of curiosity, what kind of mood are you in today? Are you into more of a relaxing mood or a playful one? At what point do you just say, I need a break from something? I don't know about you but if I constantly keep doing the same things, I will eventually lose interest in them. Are you kind of similar? I start to veer off & focus on something else. Then when I'm tired or bored of that, I will go back and continue doing what I was doing.

8 days ago

Finally, it’s Wednesday. I was looking forward to this day because it’s like you only have a few days to go before the weekend. I know the week just started but have you ever felt like you couldn’t wait until the weekend at the beginning of the week? I know I’m not the only one. Anyway, I think the main reason, I’m feeling like this is because of the weather. I don’t know where you live but where I’m located, it’s either dark, cloudy, gloomy, and/or raining. I get bored easily during this type of weather.

9 days ago

Do you enjoy staying up sometimes? Does it throw your schedule off? Tonight, I most likely will be up because I feel like this will be one of those nights where zzz's will not be happening, not even a little bit. Maybe my body is trying to tell me something. What do you think? Since I'm going to be up, I'm either going to watch porn, do some work on my computer such as blogging, etc, chat on the phone, or get some things organized so I won't have to next week. If you're up late, send me a message.

9 days ago

With the upcoming holiday, will you be doing something nice for someone? I like it when a man goes all out & buys a woman gifts, flowers & candies. Maybe even having a candlelight dinner, a massage, a spa, rose petals all over the bed, a special place she has never been like a trip, a cabin, or even a surprise. I like surprises but not the surprises that get me all teary-eyed. One time a guy bought me some roses, and candies & gave me money for Valentine's Day. He then said he wanted to take me out to eat but out to eat at a restaurant he wanted to go to because he had never been there. I was like what? I just lied & said I had other plans.

9 days ago

I was out & about about an hour ago going to a store. As I was walking & minding my business, a huge BBC was in my eyesight. He wore some jogging or basketball shorts & what looked like without underwear. Do men seek attention also just like some women? I mean, he had to feel it moving around out of control. You know, when that one thing catches your eye when you're minding your business, this was one of those times. I was wondering, why the heck, he didn't get more support. It was just flapping in the wind. I know I'm not the only one who saw this. Hopefully, someone said something because you just can't be flapping around like this. You're giving the wrong signal.

10 days ago

Yesterday was Cinco De Mayo & it was a great day for me! What did you do yesterday & did you have any festivities going on? There were so many dishes I had yesterday but my favorite was tacos. I mean you can't go wrong with tacos & you can make them multiple different ways & several different toppings also. One thing that they were running out of was cheese & sour cream. Do you have any sour cream for my delicious tacos? Please make the world a better place by sharing.

14 days ago

Good morning. Today is a new day to have fun. I'm fresh out of the shower looking to have some fun with you. What is the first thing you do or want to do as soon as you awake? Do you just lay in bed longer than you should, stretch, go to the restroom, check your phone for whatever reason, or get straight up & get dressed? I know it's not going to be the same routine each & every time but what do you normally do?